Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 23, 2016

Some good deeds you do – just in case.

Gotta be a story about what happened to Rudolf, and Prancer…Yes Prancer is a little “Funny” but that’s OK now….Blitzen get’s a little too messed up just before the big flight…Comet goes way too fast….Cupid….Well, now that’s just private, man….Donner, A hungry party in a western Pass through the Rockies….Happy 2017! Evidently this year was just a game of craps, and crap is all we got…

The elves got him banned from Uber.

Rudy’s nose wouldn’t light, so the ‘deer wouldn’t start.

The bag is so big I thought it was a Wiley bear behind him.

Bad year for Santa. The elves went on strike, the SPCR ( Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Reindeer ) has slapped him with an injunction, and the bank repo’d his sleigh !

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But don’t despair He’ll get there !

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Personally, I’ll be filling in for him tomorrow night in a little pueblo here in Ecuador.

Wife even made a red suit for me and with my long hair and beard ( getting whiter every year ), I make a pretty good substitute for Papa Noel.

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Wherever you are, have a safe, joyous , and wondrous Christmas and remember…

It’s Better Late Than Never

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Ho, Ho, Ho !

Should have called Uber. Very nice fare for some driver.

If they have Smartphones and are texting, they are too old for “Santa”

Leave it to an A-hole troll to interject politics into a Christmas cartoon. !

Crawl back under the bridge where you belong !

‘Tis something er other’.

Crash landed those skis yesterday, did he?

Chess Pirate, I knew there was one I forgot….Man, and the best one too…….

The Dark Elves must have somehow won against him. How else can he be like that?

Ujean you hear that? Bruno is giving away more cookie’s. Didn’t he . . . on never mind, that was like totally last month. AU -

Did anyone consider she was updating the kids and didn’t see Santa on the side of the road? A man that would turn around and help Santa, wouldn’t marry a woman who wouldn’t. and visa versa I would hope.