Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 07, 2017
January 06, 2017
January 08, 2017
Transcript:
June: You'll never be able to close that suitcase! Yes I will. It has a double zipper! If I unzip this one, the suitcase expands and allows more room inside! See? Ralph: I wish they made pants like that!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Me too
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I wondered why there were too many zippers on everything.
Kalkkuna almost 8 years ago
Voila! No longer ‘carry-on’.
Schrodinger's Dog almost 8 years ago
just like my life!
shamino almost 8 years ago
Actually, they do. Lots of formal and semi-formal pants have two clasps or buttons on the inside. You can undo one to make more room without everything falling off.
hippogriff almost 8 years ago
shamino
Are rubber chicken banquets that fattening? I avoid them when possible because I don’t like uncomfortable clothes. Now, in my dottage, I have finally trained everybody not to invite me.
brulemonster almost 8 years ago
Dickies used to have a stitch that could be removed to make the waist larger. Then they figured out they’d rather sell a second pair instead of serving their customers. Haven’t seen the expandable type in years.
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
I wish they made bank accounts like that :(
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh, if only they really did make pants that that!
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
WHERE’S she going???
Better then archistoteles AKA max.chesnut.anne 8 months ago
my lunchbox does that :):):):)