Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 24, 2016

Just give a shot of liquor….it’s quicker.

(Maybe it is best I was never a parent )

Since the weather won’t be the same globally his fanciful musings are tolerable. Santa uses high tech devices to solve his logistical problems.

And Merry Christmas to Mrs. Olsen. Should have replied yesterday — is comicsssfan down from his soapbox.

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I was surprised Mallett took a shot at her. Years ago he did that often but recently has softened.

If you google “physics of Santa Claus”, you get some interesting hits, including these:

http://www.daclarke.org/Humour/santa.html

http://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2015/12/20/the-physics-of-santa-claus/#c1781794f6e3

Ask Dad how do they keep changing position when they’re all harnessed up?

Is Dad a NASCAR fan?

Where do you get that data? If you are going to talk about it give us chapter, verse and example other than your own valueless ones. Thanx!

We’re not laughing public schools off as if they’re inconsequential… we’re laughing you off as if you’re inconsequential.