Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 04, 2017

Wait an hour and your fangs will start to grow and you’ll get this urge to bite people in the neck

Oh and you’ll be scared of sunlight

Finally, someone lets the secret out. Vampires own all the blood banks in the Red Cross.

Now maybe donors are better paid for blood. The market determines the price.

I feel sorry for the Vampire. A week of diarrhoea coming up… Why does he look so happy?

Oye because Garf_Lasag,He doesn’t KNOW of the week comin’ up. He’s just Dracula,not Clara Voyant,she’s the next flat down with the poster of the Crystal ball in the window.

Wait, you drank the juice BEFORE giving blood? Must… resist… making… Cosby joke!

That vampire looks a bit heavy. Maybe he should go on plasma for a while.

Are your teeth growing?

Cheer up, Broomie! You helped a fellow creature by your generous donation!

Is Broomie a thrall now? or undead? or maybe she’s mostly immune to the bad effects of vampire bites being a witch

Let’s hope Broomie doesn’t get the Zika virus!

Bedbugs are worse:( They bite you all over:( And whatever you do keep the bedbug juice away from little children:(

Blood bank? Sounds more like Broomie was taking a glucose tolerance test. Ever taken one of those? That “Glucola” stuff they give you is NASTY!