Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 20, 2016

Or else what? Will they confiscate her horn?

I guess Marigold just wanted to make new friends. Worked out well for Twilight Sparkle.

That was quite a hit to the heart for poor Phoebe.

Is Phoebe… TOO OLD for unicorns? D=

Uh oh! Somebody’s using math!

We’re all still waiting for you to explain the deal with Stephanie too, Marigold.

Boy, is Phoebe going to be embarrassed when she finds out why Marigold has been helping Stephanie.

Just be glad Marigold didn’t develop multicolored stripes like Samantha did on Bewitched. It would look terrible on her pelt…

Phoebe doesn’t do math well, does she? One day versus an entire year. She looks extremely selfish here today. Not a good thing Phoebe.

Marigold looks tired.

Phoebe, friendship is not a zero-sum thing. Giving Stephanie a bit more face time once in a while doesn’t mean that Marigold will be any less of a friend to you. There’s plenty of her to go around. (If you’re really hard-up for Unicorn companionship, you could always spend some time with her sister — just try not to freak out too much when she sneezes…)

The role of Discord is being played today by Phoebe, the role of Fluttershy by Marigold, and the role of Tree Hugger by Stephanie

whenever i run out, i stick a san pedro cactus on my horn