Close to Home by John McPherson for December 20, 2016

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    pnemonic  almost 8 years ago

    never assume pregnancy until you actually see the baby coming out

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    donotemailme  almost 8 years ago

    Sexism will never end as long as it is ok for a woman to hit a man for making an insensitive remark.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 8 years ago

    I’ve always adhered to the rule that if you can’t see the head crowning, maternity is never mentioned.

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    davanden  almost 8 years ago

    Full figured = fat?

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    xeacons  almost 8 years ago

    Never assume ANYTHING about what a woman wants. I’ve seen full-figured women insulted for being directed to the Full-figured department!

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    exciteme  almost 8 years ago

    he should also learn never to split an infinitive.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Sorry but a lot of heavy women definitely look pregnant.

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    SeaFox10  almost 8 years ago

    Her fault for being fat!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    It’s not that women don’t know how they look, they just don’t want to be reminded. It would be like offering a bald man sun screen.

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    There is a difference between full figure and overflowing figure.

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    K M  almost 8 years ago

    30-some-odd years ago, at my brother’s wedding rehearsal, one of his groomsmen leaned over to me and asked if my sister, in the bridal party, was pregnant. “Don’t let her hear you say that,” I told him. “She gave birth nine months ago!”

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