Kliban by B. Kliban for December 16, 2016

Aah, there’s never enough Portland, is there?

Orgasm is currently leading by three points.

Portland looks to me like a rather unsatisfying place.

Well, that’s obviously Oregon, but which way, and how far, to Climax, Colorado?

Just remember that it’s 3 miles further to Orgasm from Foreplay !

Portland is closer… but I think I still want to go in the other direction.

Why is this in the comics section?

Hey, where is Intercourse, Pa.?

Portland Me is just 80 miles up the road.

I’m pretty sure you CAN get there from there.

Driving in Newfoundland, about 200 metres past the sign to Virgin Arm is the road sign to Dildo