Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 28, 1971
Transcript:
Mike: Bernie, I need your advice. I'm in love! Unrequited love! Do you know what it's like to love and not have it returned? Bernie: Well, not really, I guess.. but I once had a certain fondness for a starfish named Doris. She was really an exceptional starfish. But Doris never seemed to respond, or notice me, so one night, in a fit of ugly passion, I dissected her. Is that of any help?
Adiraiju over 8 years ago
…Good lord, I hope not.