Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 14, 2017

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    William Pursell  almost 8 years ago

    Sorry Broomie Luv,But close ONLY counts with horse shoes and hand grenades.

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    cubswin2016  almost 8 years ago

    In Monopoly, second place in a beauty contest gets you ten dollars.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    You get a participation trophy so your feeling won’t get hurt.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 8 years ago

    Whoohoo participation trophy!

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    cuzinron47  almost 8 years ago

    Market it as something that stinks to velcro really well.

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 8 years ago

    One of my high school classmates invented Velcro.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Invent a glue to stick Velcro to stuff — strong enough that the Velcro lets go before the glue does!

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    There are winners, Broomie, and there are losers. You weren’t the winner.

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    K M  almost 8 years ago

    As Seinfeld once said, “Of all the losers, you come in first of that group.”

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