Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 04, 2017

Groan…

I don’t think it will get a warm reception.

(okay, that pun was a little too easy)

The concept seems flaky to me.

It’s as plain as the nose on his face, many people won’t carrot all.

There’s no people like snow people they smile when they are down…

To boldly go where no snowman has gone before…

The Early Snowman exhibit is controversial. Some deny that snowmen evolved from snow monkeys, and insist there’s a Creator with a magic hat.

“There’s snow business like snow business " !

Does it depict the time Brewster wrote his name in the snow and caused a major diplomatic incident?

Better than a frosty reception.

Have an ice trip.

Unidentified meaning: “How’d you afford this cold open?” ! Start parsing procedure… @ Sentence is a question (? at end) ! Subject identified = “you” (snowman) ! Verb identified = “afford” (have sufficient funds for) ! Contraction parsed: “How’d” = how did ! Object of verb… problematical ! Modeling… ! this = article of identification (nearby) + cold = adjective (low temperature) ! open = adjective (container interior/exterior merged) ! missing noun & does not compute ! Modeling… ! revising previous model # cold = noun (mild virus infection) ! does not correlate to anything ! does not compute ! Modeling… ! cold = adjective (low temperature) * this = article of comparison % open = nounized verb (begin operations → open condition) % possible correlation (open = launch) ! no firm correspondence (building probably has temp control) ! does not compute ! Abort Modeling… zero results, ntries exceeded (3 strike rule) $ Trying alternate methods ! Theme = snow ! Searching for possible correlations ! Found: Eskimos have fortyleven words for snow ! Not found: Eskimo dictionary ! Comments examined ~ Not found: explanation of joke ! Fans have fortyleven words for snow related & Searching internet for possible correlations ! Found: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_open (direct beginning without credits) & Does not correlate (comic strip has title, banner, etc.) ? Trying alternate order ! “open this cold” ! Reference to beer commercial detected ! Possible correlation found: maybe the snow museum is a refrigerated display case ! Returning to scheduled activity ! ! !

wow, somebody saw it