CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for December 17, 2016

I know when you’ve ♪ been sleeping ♫,

I know ♪ when you’re ♫ awake…..

I know that you’ve been bad, ♪ not good….

Leave a bribe ♪ for goodness ♫ sake!

Oh, you’d better ♫ not pout;

you’d better not cry ♪….

You’d better ♫ pay out, I’m telling ♫ you why …..

My boys ‘n’ I ♫ are coming to town ♪.

Wait a min… Santa works for the CIA???

Did Santa’s left arm fall off?

Folks in the back would like to hear that alternative classic “Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire.”