Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 27, 2016

Let’s see. I’ve got the Mayo, Mustard, and bread but no Turkey.

 

Guess I’ll have a Wish Sandwich.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

What do you pretend?

Um… I’ll pretend I ….

um…. OK…..

how about…. that I never fall asleep in my chair.

 

Aw, x_Tech…..

That sounds kinda sad.

 

I would make you a real turkey sandwich….

if I had any turkey….

sigh….

 

Tigressy…..

Either my on/off internet service or this site is playing tricks on me.

 

Last night I saw nobody on Daddy’s Home

before or after I posted Tony’s question

and my answer,

and refreshed the page….

 

Came back an hour later and your posts were ahead of mine.

Sometimes I pretend to be a grownup. Or an introvert.

Tigressy….

Gosh, I know!

NOTHING on this site refreshes automatically….

 

If one strip on your page fails to load you have to either visit its forum or manually reload the whole page to see it.

 

The comments not only don’t refresh automatically,

but if you use the “refresh comments” button,

you may see them in the wrong order,

and your own seem to be doubled.

 

However, if you delete the “duplicate”, you will be deleting your whole comment.

 

I usually reload the whole page, write my comment,

then, if it was a long one, use the refresh button before I hit “submit”,

to see whether anybody else showed up while I was typing.

 

Last night your comments didn’t show up at that point,

even though they must have been there!

I pretend…period!!!

I pretend that GC isn’t going to change to the beta version. Major suckage.

I never have mayo in the house. I only have many different kinds of mustard, and pretend there is no such abomination as mayo.

I will pretend to go back in time, to just before I read this strip. P w/B, Change is a’coming.

@Tony:

 

When I was younger, I liked to pretend (okay, imagine) I was some kind of costumed hero. Hope I won’t have to pretend you all are anxious to answer today’s…

 

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

 

Mayo or mustard?

QOTD #1: I pretend that everything is fine in my world.

QOTD #2: Definitely mayo. Mustard I use for cooking purposes only.

@Tigressy: That Vinaigrette recipe sounds good, I will have to try it when I run out of mayo.

You should borrow some mayo from Gray Matters.

Most recently that we’d go on vacation between the end of Legislature (my wife is required at work till then) and auditions for Into The Woods (my chosen show for this season). Yesterday learned that the auditions are two weeks before adjournment.