Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 05, 1974
February 04, 1974
February 06, 1974
Transcript:
Reporter: Your czarship, there have been several unconfirmed reports lately that you are considering setting up a program of consumer incentives. Simon: The reports are true, Mr. Mears. We have developed several new incentives recently to encourage consumers to cut down on their consumption of energy. For example, I am instructing the nation's gas dealers to give motorists one free 8 oz. tumbler for every purchase under $2.00. Reporter: Tumblers, sir? Simon: Yes. These attractive smoke-green glasses are virtually unbreakable and make wonderful gifts.
