Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2017

Uh, would they even be in a crosswalk?

Facebook and Pokemon.

Are they using Faceplant-Book or Twipper?

He’s one step from being the lowest common denominator.

The graduate studies for the Darwin award!

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They would pile up after a while….

Why isn’t there an app that has the camera waiting for obstacles so audio visual warnings can be displayed on the screen? Big Brother should be looking out for the least of us.

Is this how Breitbart recruits new writers?

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If they are using Samsung’s I guess they are going to crash and burn.

Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished, along with the painful death of those who text while driving.

Funny how each new invention of entertainment gets flak. In the 20’s it was radio, then tv was bad for you, now it’s mobile devices turn.

Of course, you could do the same thing without a smartphone by looking around alertly for traffic and forgetting to look down.

Screenagers !

It’s okay. They have legos and play doh down there.

Some cities are installing cell phone only pedestrian lanes. Maybe it will limit the damage to those who can’t take their noses out of their phones.

some step to take; of course, avoid reading and . . .

It is sad to see that these days the family dog has a longer attention … SQUIRREL!!! …. span.

Evolution in action.

I don’t have a smart phone. How am I surviving? What am I missing? What happened in the past 3 minutes that would change my life forever? What are my friends eating for lunch? What’s the latest 140-word national policy from the president-elect? I feel so grossly misinformed.

I had to avoid these types about 500 times while shopping at the mall, either that or collide with them. And I heard the word “like” used “like”…incessantly.

LOL. Waiting to see how high the hit counter on the ERB Wiki Page goes…..

Breitbart “real” journalism?? HAR! ROFL! Granted all of them are playing to the minimalist Twitter crowd, and it’s sad. Doing away with teaching cursive, for printing, or texting, is a demonstration of societal reversal. I like my Kindle (an old one that still has a keyboard instead of touch screen- they hate me!) but I still love picking up and reading real books on a daily basis, as with magazines, papers, and other printed words that tend to be more accurate, and checks for truth vs “truthiness” of Colbert.

Even Pokemon Go is aimed more at *distracting" people from the real world, to play the game, actually.

Oh, if only.

Too much distraction can lead to a reduction in population. Maybe the most effective predator, us, can start accidentally killing more of our own kind thereby creating a larger decrease in population. (Not good for the individuals and their families, but that is what Humanity is doing accidentally.) We create most of our own problems that way.

I think that they are about to be schooled.

@firebrand and @jilectan The proctologist just called. He’s still looking for your heads.

It is sad that when one of these idiots walks out into traffic this way and gets removed from the gene pool, the driver usually gets blamed.