Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film like substance on his place, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”
Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.
Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, ‘COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YEH HERE ME!!!”
The two years I had a dishwasher (sharing a kitchen and cooking duties with ~16 others) the saying went that the dishwasher didn’t clean – it only sanitized.
THE THREE STOOGES are running.a diner. A dog walks into the dining room and growls @ a customer finishing his meal. CUSTOMER: “Hey, what’s with him?” MOE: “He’s just mad that you’re eating off his plate.”
AussiePaul almost 8 years ago
Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film like substance on his place, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”
Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.
Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, ‘COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YEH HERE ME!!!”
instigator20 almost 8 years ago
Good Morning Crew,
And the sign on the door read “this way out”, that`s all it read
Have A GREAT DAY MATIE’S
capkidd almost 8 years ago
We all love this one…daughter had two Labs so dishes get real clean.
Kalkkuna almost 8 years ago
Ew! Dog Germs! (Lucy Van Pelt says so.) Is there a ‘dog germ’ setting on the DW?
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Louie’s in dishwasher heaven.
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Good morning, Crew!
StanfordWebbie almost 8 years ago
If you do this, you’ll always know when dinner time is. Actually, the dog will alert you to dinner time about 2 hours before dinner time.
misspenny almost 8 years ago
Frying pans are the best
knottytippet almost 8 years ago
HAHA. Just remember to put them through the dishwasher before putting them away. My dog makes them shine.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Good afternoon Crew!
gcarlson almost 8 years ago
The two years I had a dishwasher (sharing a kitchen and cooking duties with ~16 others) the saying went that the dishwasher didn’t clean – it only sanitized.
betternican almost 8 years ago
THE THREE STOOGES are running.a diner. A dog walks into the dining room and growls @ a customer finishing his meal. CUSTOMER: “Hey, what’s with him?” MOE: “He’s just mad that you’re eating off his plate.”
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My lab pre-rinses for us sometimes, too (as long as it’s not bad for him).
Teto85 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The dogs and cats pre-wash for us. Cats get salmon mousse tonight.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
Dishwasher? As long as it’s dog-tongue-powered …
Good Evening, Crew.
redbaronss almost 8 years ago
Our dogs are the “pre-wash” setting. We’ve never had plumbing or septic tank problems due to grease or food waste, thank Dog!