The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for December 29, 2016

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 8 years ago

    Ok, I’m a few years away from being old, and I hereby vow to never use ANY of those in the future. Except, get off my lawn. I live in an apartment, and want to use that one someday.

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  2. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    `well, it DOES seem ridiculous to use one of your hands to hold your pants up….

    why would you handicap yourself for ‘fashion’?

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  3. Chai
    Perkycat  almost 8 years ago

    I always said I would be the old lady shaking my fist and yelling at kids to get off my lawn. Unfortunately, now that I’m an old lady, I live in a 55+ neighborhood and there’s no kids to yell at. I keep watch though, in case of of the old guys get in my yard.

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  4. Freedom
    bookworm0812  almost 8 years ago

    Heck, I used to tell kids to get off our property when I was a kid!

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