Woman: That concierge at the front desk was very rude! Man: Ignore her, honey, she's just an inn tern.
If you’re throwing rocks at seagulls, leave no tern unstoned.
That hotel’s for the birds.
If you’re going to snipe about anything, in this picturesque, histork (sorry) seaside hotel…
Then again, maybe you don’t want to make waves….
it might make the rest of your stay auk-ward.
Over the reception desk at my dentist there is a sign, Welcome Inn. It was the dentist’s idea.
If they added an extension to that desk at a right angle, and the concierge retired, it would be an ex tern ell.
Susan, don’t apologize for “histork”. Just boldly pun where no man has far-fetched before.
Such a common tern, he should go get a sandwich, that’s the least he could do instead of being a royal pain. Though he does sort of look elegant.
I know where the last dodo went
Good bye, and thanks for all the fish!
I’m fishing here, but all you guys before me have the best lines. Great puns everyone.
and to think everyone had told them that dump was for the birds…
Dan Thompson
Superfrog over 7 years ago
If you’re throwing rocks at seagulls, leave no tern unstoned.
x_Tech over 7 years ago
That hotel’s for the birds.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
If you’re going to snipe about anything, in this picturesque, histork (sorry) seaside hotel…
maybe it should be the lack of bell buoys.Then again, maybe you don’t want to make waves….
it might make the rest of your stay auk-ward.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Over the reception desk at my dentist there is a sign, Welcome Inn. It was the dentist’s idea.
jreckard over 7 years ago
If they added an extension to that desk at a right angle, and the concierge retired, it would be an ex tern ell.
Susan, don’t apologize for “histork”. Just boldly pun where no man has far-fetched before.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Such a common tern, he should go get a sandwich, that’s the least he could do instead of being a royal pain. Though he does sort of look elegant.
Qiset over 7 years ago
I know where the last dodo went
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Good bye, and thanks for all the fish!
P51Strega over 7 years ago
I’m fishing here, but all you guys before me have the best lines. Great puns everyone.
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
and to think everyone had told them that dump was for the birds…