Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 20, 2017

Rave is starting to sound like a shampoo. Or is it already?

So he is dating a girl who goes to Milford and the guys on the team don’t know about it?? Nice Butch Patrick hairdo Molly!! Go home & feed Spot.

Molly should have that bump on her nose looked at. State championship is years ago now, so Gil is only sort of cool

What the hell kind of critter is Molly, anyway. It certainly looks like she’s got a tail in P1, and by tail, I don’t mean her arse.

Is that a nose ring she’s sporting, in P2? I’ve never been a big fan of those things.

Gil appears to be inappropriately violating Holly’s, er, Molly’s personal space in P3. Dirty old man’s trying cop a feel. He really does think it’s Holly Dobbs.

Well, A Quad, this still doesn’t explain why you crap out in the 2nd half.

MConlin/Bike Mike. P1-Nice little Eddie reference. Aaron, an odd silhouette with Herman Munster boots and Mrs. Garrett’s rack. So Aaron and Molly rave the night away and hit the S Mart for early morning doughnuts, coffee and 5hour energy. GilPa will tell him he is selfish after the next poor performance, emphasizing that Mr. Dance Fever needs his rest.

So now we have the answers to the questions no one cared or thought to ask! This arc in now officially on the road to auto-refresh.

P-3: Aadams Family (makes sense) Thing is wearing a flesh colored wrist band under his fingers

Wait, Molly is a girl? I think I need to have that explained to me one more time.

Does this drag out one more day?

She looks kind of like Steve Martin did on SNL all those years ago with his ‘Elephant Man’ spoof. Only she’s got it reversed. Instead of the trunk on her face it’s on the other end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjziwSpJMEw

Aaaand in paanel one AAAron looks like a girl. Looks like he’s got boobs and he’s wearing a mini skirt.

I’m bored, cannot even respond to Whiz’s inane comment…WhizObvious…

Could this be the shortest story arc ever? Hope so!

Of course, the fact that game days are NOT the day after a rave means this explains nothing. Because he’s at an all-night rave on Saturday night means he doesn’t have the energy for a full game on Tuesday or Friday? And speaking of Friday, today is Friday. Thus, here is Friday’s Mopped Up Thorp, which has nothing to do with Friday.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I don’t buy it one bit…if I was Gil I would be checking with the school and seeing if Molly really exists…

Yeah, who would go to a Rave in that time era.