Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2017
Transcript:
My goodness, sir, what are all these contraptions? Oh... Just standard issue dungeon fair... That of course is the iron maiden... Then here we have a rack... Over there... Thumbscrews and various other nasty implements... And this, sir? Oh... That's the foosball table. Unfortunately, due to space constraints, the dungeon has two double as a rec room...
Enter.Name.Here almost 8 years ago
But all of that has to be made of snow to be a legit snow fort. Disqualified!
PICTO almost 8 years ago
Shared use space… oh the horror…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Iron maiden was created in the 19th century as a tourist attraction. It would have made a bad torture device. That is what I read in the History of Torture, anyway.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I thought a foosball table was a form of torture.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Isn’t “has to double as a rec room” a bit redundant? Isn’t a dungeon, when all is said and done, a rec room for sadists?
Sedgie, turn away from the Dark Side!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
For the Addams family, the torture room was called “the play room.”