March 08, 2019
February 03, 2019
Judging by the truckload of papers you have, I think even you’d faint
Woodstock is going to get blisters on his wingtips from all that typing… not to mention paper cuts thereon.
Today’s kids would have no idea of what “typed up in triplicate” means.
No problem, just ask the NSA three times.
The days before cut and paste, when one little error meant typing a whole page again.
You’re turning into a mean taskmaster, Snoop. Better get out of the Head Beagle business.
… oh, and have it done by 5.
Even with modern technology, that’s a tall order Snoopy. How many secretaries do you think you would need? As many as you can hire.
Sounds to me like the Head Beagle job is a true curse.
Things I’m glad I never invested in: Typewriter ribbons, correction paper, carbon paper. As much of a relic as beaver hats and medicinal leeches.
Triplicate?
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Even if Woodstock typed one report per second it would still take 115 days to type 10 million. At the rate of one per minute it would take 19 years.
Charles Schulz
Professor W over 7 years ago
Judging by the truckload of papers you have, I think even you’d faint
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Woodstock is going to get blisters on his wingtips from all that typing… not to mention paper cuts thereon.
iafletch over 7 years ago
Today’s kids would have no idea of what “typed up in triplicate” means.
x_Tech over 7 years ago
No problem, just ask the NSA three times.
orinoco womble over 7 years ago
The days before cut and paste, when one little error meant typing a whole page again.
TBE over 7 years ago
You’re turning into a mean taskmaster, Snoop. Better get out of the Head Beagle business.
Dobie Takahama over 7 years ago
… oh, and have it done by 5.
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 7 years ago
Even with modern technology, that’s a tall order Snoopy. How many secretaries do you think you would need? As many as you can hire.
BiathlonNut over 7 years ago
Sounds to me like the Head Beagle job is a true curse.
JohnFarson19 over 7 years ago
Things I’m glad I never invested in: Typewriter ribbons, correction paper, carbon paper. As much of a relic as beaver hats and medicinal leeches.
Number Three over 7 years ago
Triplicate?
xxx
hariseldon59 over 7 years ago
Even if Woodstock typed one report per second it would still take 115 days to type 10 million. At the rate of one per minute it would take 19 years.