I’m pretty sure that links have been disabled, but this made me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with the monks using tablets instead of planks. Search Youtube for Monty Python and the Holy Grail monk chant if you don’t know the reference.
Young Lorenzo, devastated at a failed love affair, decides to renounce worldly affairs and become a monk. He joins an ascetic order where he’s required to adhere to a strict vow of silence. He’s allowed to speak only 2 words per year.
At the end of his 1st year, he’s ushered into the presence of the abbot, where he says “food cold”.
At the end of his 2nd year, he says “bed hard”.
After his 3rd year, he says “too dark”.
Shortly thereafter, the prior tells the abbot that Brother Lorenzo has decided to leave the monastic life. The abbot sighs and says “I can’t say I’m surprised. He’s done nothing but complain ever since he got here.”
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
Tweet 3 Hail Mary’s
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
#praisebe!
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
Both controlled by NSA
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Even if you turn the keyclick off?
But definitely no LOLs!
Varnes almost 8 years ago
Students try to do that below the tables, during videos….But the light from the phone lights up their faces and busts ’em…..
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
If you need Facebook and Twit you probably shouldn’t be a monk
thirdguy almost 8 years ago
No, but phone sex is right out!
c.davies almost 8 years ago
Trump won’t be allowed!!
Kaputnik almost 8 years ago
I’m pretty sure that links have been disabled, but this made me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with the monks using tablets instead of planks. Search Youtube for Monty Python and the Holy Grail monk chant if you don’t know the reference.
Varnes almost 8 years ago
I support most of the 10 Suggestions…..
magicwalnut Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’ll stick with the the last six, anyway.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Hey!!!! I just got an idea for a new social dis..er uh, network….Prayerbook !! I’ll be dirt poor.
I can hear the jingle now…♫♫♪ You don’t have to be holy
@Prayerbook.com
Linguist almost 8 years ago
#Oh,Brother!
Shades of Marty Feldman.
jmcenanly almost 8 years ago
that would be Brother Dominichttps://youtu.be/5mPLIoKRh3s
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Young Lorenzo, devastated at a failed love affair, decides to renounce worldly affairs and become a monk. He joins an ascetic order where he’s required to adhere to a strict vow of silence. He’s allowed to speak only 2 words per year.
At the end of his 1st year, he’s ushered into the presence of the abbot, where he says “food cold”.
At the end of his 2nd year, he says “bed hard”.
After his 3rd year, he says “too dark”.
Shortly thereafter, the prior tells the abbot that Brother Lorenzo has decided to leave the monastic life. The abbot sighs and says “I can’t say I’m surprised. He’s done nothing but complain ever since he got here.”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“Do you have a land line?” “No, but I have a cell phone.”
Dr_Zinj almost 8 years ago
All that clicking is hardly silent.
dflak almost 8 years ago
I don’t have twitter or facebook or even a smart phone – how do I exist? – Very peaceably, thank you.
Germanshepherds4ever almost 8 years ago
Oh good!!! I know the perfect place for The Big Orange Fascist!!
Varnes almost 8 years ago
DFLAK, I post, therefor I am?