Monty by Jim Meddick for January 25, 2017
January 24, 2017
January 26, 2017
Transcript:
Ok... And... Stop drinking. Didn't work. All right, Mr. Montahue. Step this way. We'll hook you up to the SDF suppressor. Ok... And... Start swallowing. Wait hic how is this different than drinking while holding my nose? I get to charge 13 hundred to your insurance provider...
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And thus the triumph of profit-based medicine toward which the USA is once again headed willy-nilly. As Alan Grayson described the GOP health-care “plan”: “Don’t get sick! And if you do, die quickly!”’
grainpaw almost 8 years ago
For hiccups, press lightly just under your sternum for a minute. For a good scare, ask your insurance agent about full-coverage medical plans.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
I like an honest doctor! …A sort of honest doctor….
Font Lady Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My favorite hiccup cure is to take a really deep breath then hum as long as I can on that breath. Sometimes it takes 2 breaths but I’ve never had to go to 3 breaths.