Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 07, 1977

Transcript:

Cornell: Zonk, your Dad says you're back on the cocoa butter cicuit! Zonker: That's right, Cornell! I'm looking for my fourth consecutive perfect tan! Cornell: So how much deck time you been logging? Zonker: Well, I try to average about five hours a day... Cornell: Five hours of sunbathing a day?! That's... that's just amazing! You're so disciplined, Zonk! Zonker: Well, when you're after a really competitive tan, you gotta be, man!