Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 08, 1977

Transcript:

Cornell: Tell me, Zonk, what exactly is the perfect tan? Zonker: Well, Cornell, the perfect tan is, of course, different things to different folks... but according to the standards set by the Bay Area tan tourney, the perfect tan is "a deep, honey-toned glow on all parts of the body not clad by modest swimwear." Of course, some of us are more through than others. For instance, most people don't bother to spread their toes with bits of toothpicks! Cornell: Wow! What attention to detail! Zonker: Well, believe me, it pays off!