Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 11, 1977

Transcript:

Boy: Subpoenas! Get your red-hot subpoenas! Merry Christmas, Congressman! Man: Oh, no! Boy: Good morning, Congressman! Man: Who's that? Boy: Ricky, the Capitol Hill subpoena boy! Man: You little pup! You got by both my secretaries! Boy: Yes, sir! On behalf of Leon Jaworski and the entire House Ethics Committee, it is my painful duty to serve you this subpoena to appear before said committee! And if I may say, sir, I'd like to add my personal hope to that of the committee members that you will be able to clear you good name! Man: I'm deeply touched! Now beat it! Well? Boy: It's thought to be bad luck not to tip me, sir. Man: Forget it, kid! Go mug a page!