Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 15, 1978
Transcript:
Zonker: Hey, Duke, there's some attorney on the phone for you! An Edwards Williams... Duke: Never heard of him! I'm not home! Zonker: He says he's with the Washington Redskins! Duke: Oh, that Williams! Hot damn! He must have gotten my job application! Zonker: What job application? Duke: For general manager! I finally decided it was time to cash in on my background in sports medicine! Zonker: Your what? Duke: Nephew, did you know three out of four NFL linebackers regularly use amphetamines?