Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 21, 1978
Transcript:
Man: Okay, Mr. Duke, I'm all ears. Why should I hire you as my general manager? Duke: Because, Mr. Williams, you're a man with a problem. You've traded away all your draft choices, and all you've got left is a gang of atrophying old geezers! Now, in a year or so, your options will be opening up. But in the meantime, you need someone who can keep the old-timers keyed, confident, and out of pain! Man: Could you be more specific? Duke: Sure! Suppose, just suppose, you've been playing Kilmer on only 50 mgs. dexedrine, see?