Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 10, 1978

Transcript:

Phred: Boy, these are pretty awful seats, aren't they? You need binoculars to see the podium from here! Man: That's because we're all seated by GNP, Phred! Phred: We're seated by Gross National Product? Man: That's right. So it's sort of an emerging nations ghetto back here! We call ourselves the Third World All-Stars! Phred: Who else is back here? Man: Well, besides Benin and Vietnam, there's Malawi, Lesotho, Bhutan, Mali, and, of course, Upper Volta! Phred: Comers, every one! Man: Well, NATO it ain't, but you should see our warm-up jackets!