Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 21, 1978

Transcript:

Man: Thiis mellow hotline! Where's your head at? Voice: It's in a bad place, Dan. I'm incredibly bummed out. What went down, see, is that my lover and I had my ex over for dinner, and, like, we got into this incredible high-energy rap on, mellow, y'know? Well, my lover couldn't handle the trip, and ever since, he's been doing a real anxiety number on me, and like, we haven't been able to relate to each other for weeks! Man: Hmm... have you tried jogging together? Voice: Yeah, but you know Scorpios. Commitment-wise, there's no percentage in it!