Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2017
February 03, 2017
February 05, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: How far in advance do you have to do your comic strip?
Stephan: Four weeks. But I work really diligently on staying over six months ahead.
Rat: Life must be easier when you have no friends.
Stephan: Huge time-saver.
Kind of difficult to make friends when you’re constantly fantasising about a rat, a pig and a goat… with a croc and zebra or two thrown in for variety.
We all know that “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” So in what is destined to go down in the history books as a heroic at of selfless patriotism a few of us are going to have to lay down our lives to be kamikaze “friends” with Pastis. This madness that is PBS must stop before even more innocent comic strip readers develop PTSD. Now who is with me in volunteering to befriend Pastis so he doesn’t have the time to write his little comic (and I use that term loosely) strip?
I dunno, once you’re six months ahead, you still only have to do one strip a day to stay there. It’s not like he does six months’ every day.(Just feels like it.) :-)
The social life of an introvert is filled with designated quiet.
But we all know how Cartoon-Boy hops around the country, selling his wares (so to speak) and delighting easily-pleased crowds of PBS fans, living the playboy (with a lower-case “p”) lifestyle!
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Have you tried meet up?
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
You have us, Stephan.
Randallw almost 8 years ago
Somehow I don’t think the President Rat strips were made 6 months ago.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
It really is.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
mm-hmm
LuvThemPluggers almost 8 years ago
creative types are usually not all that social.
Troglodyte almost 8 years ago
Kind of difficult to make friends when you’re constantly fantasising about a rat, a pig and a goat… with a croc and zebra or two thrown in for variety.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So that’s why I have so much time on my hands.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
I work just as hard on my comments.
kernelcorny Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And the mad monk replied:Matthew 11:30For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.Matthew 7:6Give not that which is holy unto the dogs
John Smith almost 8 years ago
We all know that “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” So in what is destined to go down in the history books as a heroic at of selfless patriotism a few of us are going to have to lay down our lives to be kamikaze “friends” with Pastis. This madness that is PBS must stop before even more innocent comic strip readers develop PTSD. Now who is with me in volunteering to befriend Pastis so he doesn’t have the time to write his little comic (and I use that term loosely) strip?
kernelcorny Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m Angry! I’m an Angry Scientist! SheepInTheBigCityGuy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao4WTcMtY8 (Not mad scientist) Sheep In The Big City cartoon
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Me don’t think friends would be an issue for writing………..Stephan’s jet setting around to give speeches could be……………
well-i-never almost 8 years ago
We’re missing the biggest laugh -“work really diligently.” You know he’s still working an hour before deadline!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ouch
TossedSaladCartoon almost 8 years ago
As a cartoonist I can (sadly) say… this is very true!
Matthew Davis almost 8 years ago
And no internet, I guess?
James1155 almost 8 years ago
I came out as a Friend of Pastis (FOP) 2 years ago.
æ² almost 8 years ago
Rat and Stephan had this conversation over 6 months ago.
toahero almost 8 years ago
There was a claim on this site that Bill Amend had hurt Pastis’s feelings when Paige made a comment about Pearls not being a good comic.
I don’t see how, considering that Pastis says far worse things about himself and his own comic weekly.
Emlyn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Works for me.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
That, and no social life whatsoever.
Laird Nelson almost 8 years ago
I love that Rat is just CONSTANTLY drinking beer.
kaffekup almost 8 years ago
I dunno, once you’re six months ahead, you still only have to do one strip a day to stay there. It’s not like he does six months’ every day.(Just feels like it.) :-)
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
The social life of an introvert is filled with designated quiet.
But we all know how Cartoon-Boy hops around the country, selling his wares (so to speak) and delighting easily-pleased crowds of PBS fans, living the playboy (with a lower-case “p”) lifestyle!
Are the strips really done by Staci?