Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 04, 1979
Transcript:
Mike: This for your Mom, Zonk? Zonker: No, no, it's for my application to the George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open. All the big tan tourneys now require you to send in a color photo of your spring tan for qualifying purposes. Mike: What's this, Zonk? Zonker: That? Uh... it's just an emollient. Enhances natural skin coloring. Mike: Zonker, this is shoe polish! Zonker: Well, geez, Mike, the sun belt kids have such an edge over me!