Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 17, 1979
Transcript:
Voice: Listen up, people, we have an announcement! Zonker: "I should be dancin', dancin'... dancin'!" Voice: Studio 54 will only be admitting celebrities tonight, so the rest of you can all go back to Brooklyn. Zonker: "I'm a dancin' man... stayin' alive..." Voice: Will all famous people please come to the head of the line for your tickets... Zonker: "J-J-J-Jive talkin'..." Voice: Those celebs who don't look like themselves, please have your clippings ready. Mark: Doesn't look good, Zonk... Zonker: Take five, feet.