Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 06, 1979

Transcript:

Man: The defendant, Ambassador Duke, is charged here with high crimes against God and the Islamic Republic of Iran. He is further accused of espionage, bribery, illegal entry and possession of drugs. The penalty in all cases is death. The evidence is overwhelming. I find the defendant guilty as charge! Duke: What? The hell I am! Man: The bailiff may fire when ready. Duke: Okay, okay! I'm willing to deal!