Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 1979
Transcript:
Zonker: Jan. 16, 1975, Pago Pago. Arrived today to serve in my capacity as newly appointed Governor of American Samoa. Reception was magnificent. Greeted by 21-gun salute, and my new aide-de-camp, MacArthur, presented me with a silver thermos of daiquiris. Have taken instant liking to Samoan people, especially staff at Governor's mansion. They are gentle, warm, and possessed of an almost childlike innocence. Jan. 17, honeymoon over. Found seed in orange juice. Had cook flogged."