Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 1979
Transcript:
Voice: Mr. Afshar, could you comment on the report that several of your fellow terrorists are no longer in good academic standing? Man: These lies are as foul and noxious as the sputum of a camel. We are all true believers, and we can only fail if Allah wills it. The academic pressure that does exist is quite normal. Naturally, each of us is anxious to take his place in the new Islamic society. With 40% unemployment, some competition is inevitable. Voice: Any cheating? Man: Very little. Only among the pre-meds.