Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 1980
Transcript:
Zeke: So the book should be in the stores in a matter of weeks. Naturally, there'll be a big book tour. J.J: A book tour? Wow! It's all so exciting, Zeke! Let's go over and tell mother right away! Your mother? What for, man? J.J: Because this'll show her that we really do have a future. We could even pick a date now! Honey: Shouldn't you put together a five-year plan first? J.J: That would be dishonest, Honey. Zeke and I don't believe in quotas.