Close to Home by John McPherson for January 23, 2017

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    “Is that why you keep her locked up in that tower? You’re no better than the witch.”

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    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    …and plumbers, don’t forget the plumbers. I swear, she backs up the drain every other day!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    RepuNzel.

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    Limerick Larry  almost 8 years ago

    A woman whose name was Rapuzel

    Had long hair and a steadfast refusal

    To go shampoo-buying,

    So her husband’s supplying

    The goods – it’s all one big bamboozle!

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    Under Dog Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    And that’s just her armpit hair.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  almost 8 years ago

    Not that having shorter hair would lessen the amount of shampoo a women uses………………………………………………….

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    jbduncan  almost 8 years ago

    Spare hair is fair.

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    buskeroo  almost 8 years ago

    It’s spelled “Rapoozal.”

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    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    @THE PROUD POLACK

    You must have a wife like mine.

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