Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 23, 1980
Transcript:
Honey: So tell me about your new man. Are you guys getting married? J.J: Honey, of course not! We just met. Honey: Well, what happened to Zeke? J.J: Zeke and I broke up after he burned down the house and nearly killed us both. Honey: Jerk. Good riddance, I say. J.J: Well, what about you? How's your social life been? Honey: Not so good. Ever since Afghanistan, nobody wants to date a Communist. J.J: Hmmm... maybe if you wore your hair differently...