Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 21, 1980

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J.J: Really, I didn't do anything special to get this tan... Zonker: And you say you don't have any Italian blood. J.J: No, not that I'm aware of. Zonker: Incredible! Then you must be a natural tannist! That's extremely rare, you know. J.J: No, I didn't know that... Zonker: Listen, I don't mean to pry or anything, but have you ever tanned competitively? J.J: Only with friends, for fun. Why? Zonker: If I were you, I'd get a manager. You're sitting on a gold mine.