Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 22, 1980
Transcript:
J.J: Isn't Zonker going to the game with us? Mike: No, he doesn't have a date. He says he'd feel the odd man out. J.J: Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Mike: Nope, he doesn't believe in them. Zonker thinks they're more trouble than they're worth. J.J: Has he always thought that? Mike: Yup. As far as I know, he's never even gotten his feet wet. J.J: As opposed to his friend Michael... Mike: right. Master of the emotional belly flop.