Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 27, 2017

Plan and send ahead, then when you can’t take it with you, it"s already there.

But mostly, it’s the moose montage thing.

Being dead has never stopped me from enjoying having money.

As far as I can remember, anyway.

A trampoline would not be as enjoyable, take your really big shoe’s somewhere beside the show tonight, Mr. Kite.

Lucy, that’s ridiculous!!… Ricky Ricardo, some day, some day, I’ll be a day tripper…

That’ll be 5 cents Charlie Brown… OK Lucy,sell diamond baseballs, from the sky box

Supply and demand affects fluctuating prices in a competitive market..

Not to worry, my moosey friend! I will make the sacrifice of enjoying it on your behalf!

Stand and deliver!

Err….

Makes me think of Native American art – Hopi or Navajo – of the spirit living within the bear. Or Robin Williams as the Genie: 10,000 years in a bottle gives you such a crick in the neck!

I used to work with Mr. Moos. He’s dead now.

Do you suppose I was in his life-flashing-before-your-eyes montage?

There are no small roles, after all.

That happens when moose go mad from mosquito bites.

…is that a true montage?…

…chase the carrot, or stop and smell the roses…

…both are the American dream…

…alternative fact: if you give a moose a muffin, then he becomes a welfare cheat…

…give the moose hunter a helicopter- one less welfare cheat…

…Jesus say, “Whaaaat?!?”…

…‘those were people who died, died…they were friends of mine’…

…the plural of Moose is?…

I didn’t know moose were omnivores… ???

Bullwinkle swallowed Rip Van Winkle or Henry Winkler in the wink of an eye.