Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 31, 2017

I’m a guy, and I think her wisecrack is just superb.

Yeah, but have a guy say a wisecrack to a woman and they’ll be asking for his head.

Yeah, but the same thing happened to the jerk; he didn’t hang around to explain.

He’s a genius!

I understand him. I went to mall one day and was parking when this guy who was laying sod on the medians and putting up signage asked me to park near where he was working as people kept getting too close to comfort. When I came out 10 minutes later, he was gone and the sign he put up was a handicapped parking sign. There was someone waiting there to chew me out for parking in a handicapped spot. However, even if a jerk is taking two spaces, you can probably still find some lines to park between somewhere in the lot.

Just park somewhere else. In all likelihood, there’s at least one unencumbered space.

Leave a note.

I’m the jerk who parks right next to people who park way over the line; and then, take my time about getting back to my car.

The ones I love are those who park perpendicular to the lines. If I had two cars to park that guy would find himself landlocked.