Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 26, 1981
Transcript:
J.J: ANy new details, Honey? Honey: Well, Duke was arraigned yesterday. The judge has set the bail at $5,000. "As the former ambassador was led from the courtroom, he loudly denied all responsibility for the shooting of ex-handiman Zeke Brenner." J.J: I can believe it. Knowing Zeke, he probably shot himself. Honey: Which means the man I love might be wasting away in jail for a crime he didn't commit! J.J: Gosh... how romantic! Honey: I know. It's like a country-western song or something.