Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 19, 1981
Transcript:
Mike: Hi, Mom. What's up? What? Yeah, sure, I read about it... What? Oh, no... oh, God, no... not Uncle Henry. Oh, Mom, I'm so sorry... I'll be home on the next flight... hang in there... bye. Zonker? Zonker: Right here, old buddy. Mike: Ever had a relative who took bribes? Zonker: Sure. Hell, sometimes before his first cup of coffee. Don't you know Duke?