Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 1981
Transcript:
Zeke: Duke! What? How? Duke: I told your guard he had a phone call, bright fellow. Zeke: Duke... please... let's be reasonable! Duke: Listen very carefully, dog-breath. You're going to pick up that phone and call the police. Zeke: Sure, Duke. What for? Duke: You're going to tell that detective you've decided to drop all charges. And you're going to tell it to him very calmly. Zeke: Calmly, you say. Duke: Right. You're even going to throw in a joke or two.