Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 01, 2017

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    Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Sorry frog.

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    Cerabooge  almost 8 years ago

    “Turn you back? Absolutely. I’ll turn you’s back into a field of festering boils”.

    “Big deal. I get that every time I breed”. (https://www.wired.com/2013/12/absurd-creature-of-the-week-the-toad-whose-young-erupt-from-her-skin/)

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    sandflea  almost 8 years ago

    Turn him into a pet rock.

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