Pickles by Brian Crane for February 15, 2017

Let’s imagine they use three-ply. What’ll happen if he gets two-ply? I’d say he gets to make his own dinner.

Lucky them to have two bathrooms. I wish we did. Though there are only two of us, we have what I call “same-time-it is.”

But they buy paper for one bathroom at a time??

No 30 rolls from Costco in the hall closet, and you bring a few to stock whichever bathroom cupboard is getting low?

Or even “Take a roll from downstairs with you when you go up?”

1 ply should be outlawed!

“I need your newspaper.”

Looks like Brian is using that running gag I’ve been posting years ago about Earl ending up sleeping on the couch every time he did or say something dumb to his wife.

If I was married to THAT..????….. I would WANNA sleep on the couch..!! ;-)

No matter. It becomes as many “ply’s” as you need! Wad it up!

Maybe then he’ll quit asking her if his finger smells funny.

Going to the store just for toilet paper? Who’s managing that joint?

I will go cheap in many areas, but TP is not one of them!

I’m surprised she trusts Earl with such an important mission

Well we could all go back to Sears and Roebuck. I hated those glossy pages, but a lot better than the corn cobs.

Considering how fat Opal is, I’m surprised she doesn’t require three-ply.

My other half was raised on a farm in the South. They thought outhouses were gross, so they just went out in the woods to do their bidness. When the wind came up, houses got TP’d for miles around! I decided right then, I was never going to live down there!

when you get old, you only buy ripe bananas and one roll of TP at a time.

Beavis from Beavis & Butthead has probably stolen it all.

xxx

Should get a bidet.

I’m with “Coffeeturtle” – what’s wrong with one-ply? – Just fold it over as many times as you want.