Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 16, 1982
Transcript:
Honey: Bad news, sir. He didn't make it. Duke: Who didn't make it? Honey: Alphonse. He was picked up by the coast guard and sent over to the Krome Avenue detention center for refugees. Immigration just called to ask if you would sponsor him. Apparently, to keep from getting deported, Alphonse told them you were his father. I knew you'd want me to confirm it, so I did. Duke: Wrong as usual. Call them back and... Honey: I'm proud of you sir. A less compassionate man would have him packing.