Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 17, 1982
Transcript:
Duke: You told immigration that I was petit-pois' father? Honey: Yes, sir. Alphonse needs a sponsor. He's related to keep from being deported. It's the least we can do, sir. After all, we brought him to this country. Besides, it's such a small favor. One signature and you have a friend for life! Duke: Say...that's right, I would in fact, he's probably do anythig for me. If he didn't, I could blow the whistle on him and back he'd go! Honey, I think we just found ourselves a deckhand. Honey: I knew the idea of a new friend would excite you, sir.