Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 12, 1982

Transcript:

Mark: Hi, Bernie! What are you doing here? Zonker: Professor Cavendish is out sick today. Bernie's filling in for him. Mark: But this is intro computer science! Aren't you kind of slumming, Bernie? Bernie: I don't mind. I've planned something special for you today - computer generated war games! Mark: War games? Bernie: I've worked up a program to stimulate a nuclera confrontation. Each of you gets to play someone in the command chain. B.D.: I want to be Al Haig! Mark: I dibs Bush. Bernie: One at a time. One at a time. Zonker: Can I be the mad B-52 pilot?